The invitation arrived in the afternoon post
Miss Vanessa, it said, will be the host
Gather your friends and your smartest chapeau
with treats in hand through the Looking Glass, go.
So I spoke to my pals and the elephant next door,
she was having company at a quarter to four
But they were willing join us and get out of the house
so I rang up my friend, the hazel dormouse
Now Mousey has been to a Mad Hatter's ball
Hatter and Hare had been the ones to call
By the end he found himself dunked in the tea
Good soggy fun he squeaked at me
He offered to drive, then quickly declined
legs too short for the brakes often get fined
but said he'd pay part of the gas at the station;
even thought the car runs on imagination
So we agreed I'd pull up to his home and just beep
with four elephants, and one cow, chicken, pig and a sheep
We'd dress in our favorite festive party clothes
all hoping the pig would avoid fishnet hose
My dear Beatrice, the elephant who dwells next door,
was hosting the Shapiros, so in total that made four.
Sister Bettina and husband Isadore, too,
and their charming young son, Little Babu.
The sheep named Baab and the chicken named Claire
decided there was no expense that they'd spare
Delilah the cow was a bit more restrained
but Steve the pig couldn't be contained
So we climbed in my car and set out for the pass
to make the second right into the Looking Glass
We sang a Boynton ditty and songs to make the time fly
Moo, baa, la, la, la and Miss American Pie
Before we knew it, we were at the soiree
cars run on imagination always seem to know the way
We were so excited to see the great throng
and Babu jumped high at the clang of a gong
There were hatters and batters and cows leaping the moon
and costumes to make the curators at the Metropolitan swoon
Confections and libations and goodies galore
and a man so rotund he couldn't fit through the door
Bettina and Isadore joined the Electric Slide
and when Dormouse spotted Hatter, he looked for somewhere to hide
Babu went splashing with kiddies in the pool
and Steve on stilletos just tried to look cool.
Beatrice enthralled with a tale of the Savannah
and danced with an otter wearing a bandanna
Claire led us all in the chicken dance
and Delilah flirted with a handsome young Brahma from France
As for me, I chatted and ate and shared homemade iced tea
indulging in laughter and dances 'til a quarter to three
Then called for the troops and found Dormouse asleep
at last for home it was time for us to creep
But the night is so magical we don't want it to end
we want to visit longer with all of our friends!
So the Shapiros decided to walk the way home
When you're an elephant you're not afraid to roam
So we waved our good-byes and climbed into the car
and found our way home by following a star
We had a great time and hope you did, too,
and if anyone finds it, Steve lost a shoe.